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Monday, January 30th, 2012a great artist learns
Friday, December 30th, 2011… from the study of a master
study of a master
chocolate robots
Friday, October 8th, 2010
chocolate robot
no crying zone
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
no crying zone
heart soup
Friday, August 27th, 2010“Daddy, how come you can’t cook?”
“What? I can cook anything.”
“Cook heart soup.”
Hmmmm. “Okay. We’ll have it for dinner tomorrow.”
“It has to be red.”
horrid? that rhymes?
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010
curl
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good
she was very very good;
and when she was bad she was — DADDY! STOP IT I DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU SAY THAT!
There was a little girl
who had little curl
right in the middle of her pants.
And when she was good
she was very very good
and when she was bad she would dance.
THAT DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE.
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her belly.
And when she was clean
she was very very clean
but when she was not she was smelly.
I DON’T LIKE THAT ONE EITHER.
Okay, I’ll go do something else then.
STOP NO COME BACK MAKE UP MORE RHYMES
There was a little girl
who had a little curl
right in the middle of her leg.
And when she was born
she was very very born
instead of being hatched from an egg.
WAIT, WHAT
a warm puppy
Thursday, July 8th, 2010“Mama, I sit your lap.”
“Okay.”
…
“Mama. I happy, mama.”
no identity crisis here
Monday, June 28th, 2010“Come on, slowpoke!”
“I not slowpoke! I just Will!”
A Couple of Funnies
Wednesday, June 9th, 2010
When Hannah is concerned about monsters in her room at bedtime, Rob tells her he doesn’t allow monsters in the house and he gets out a box to gather them up wherever she says they are. Then she watches him take them out to the recycle bin. One morning she asked where the box from the night before was.
Rob: ”I put it into the recycle bin so that we wouldn’t get any monster cooties.”
Hannah: ”But they didn’t have any pooties. They didn’t even need to go to the bathroom.”
Speaking of bathroom humor, here is one from potty training land. Rob took Will to the public bathroom and took advantage of the opportunity for another lesson in standing to pee. Will said, “Wow! It falling down like rain!” And when Rob flushed Will said, “Bye-bye rain!”
Wow, dad, you’re really wrong!
Monday, February 22nd, 2010“Can I ride my tricycle outside?”
“Sure! You should probably change out of your formal gown.”
“What? Why?”
“It’ll probably get muddled up, maybe torn. You’ll want shoes and socks, too.”
“No I won’t!”
Hmmm, do I want this battle? “Tell you what: go outside in that formal gown and bare feet, and see if you don’t decide you’d be more comfortable in play clothes.”
Screw you, Dad! This is great!